{"id":47968,"date":"2026-01-19T23:25:04","date_gmt":"2026-01-19T23:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/?page_id=47968"},"modified":"2026-01-19T23:25:04","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T23:25:04","slug":"rules","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/rules\/","title":{"rendered":"RULES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

THE RULES<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Parts Shop<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

All sales are final. No returns. No refunds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Read the description and examine pictures closely before purchase<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t assume, ask. We will answer all your questions however daft, promise<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you have any questions or concerns contact us prior to purchase (that\u2019s before)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  Questions: info@humemodern.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t assume our parts will fit your furniture, sizes could have changed over the last 50+ years<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OEM parts probably won\u2019t fit knock-off furniture<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Used parts are sold in as-is condition.  No warranty, no returns, no refunds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Packages are sent to the address you supply us with on-line, not verbally<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parts sent overseas can be stopped at your customs, purchase at your own risk<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Packages will be sent within 7 days of you placing an order<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There will be a 30% (yes 30%) re-stocking fee on returned items in perfect condition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All sales are final, repeat\u2026..FINAL No returns. No refunds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Workshop<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

 Be vintage, Be cool, We try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We have one address, one location<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We aren\u2019t open on the weekend cause like you we work all week<\/p>\n\n\n\n

By appointment only, don\u2019t just turn up<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No walk-ups, swing by, or drop-ins<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t park in our neighbor\u2019s driveway, not even for a minute<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drop off\u2019s weekdays. 10am-3.30pm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We don\u2019t do house calls, PU\u2019s or deliveries<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Park legally not in the red, we won\u2019t pay your ticket<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Everyone\u2019s a VIP, no cutting or queue jumping<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A 50% deposit will get you a \u2018slot\u2019 in the queue and your wheels in motion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deposits are non refundable<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t just sit down, it\u2019s not yours & probably broken<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No furniture can be \u2018left\u2019 at the workshop without a prior generated quote<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Furniture must be clearly labeled with name, quote & phone # before drop off<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finished repairs are sent to the address you formerly supplied us with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bring your own \u2018furni\u2019 blankets for transporting furniture safely, we don\u2019t supply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We won\u2019t \u2018look after\u2019 furniture during your remodel<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you receive an invoice pay it. Cash or checks, no credit cards<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Completed furniture projects unclaimed after 28 days will be repurposed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Items left at the workshop will be assumed abandoned after 28 days<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t assume, ask. We will answer all your questions however daft, promise<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please & thank you go a long way<\/p>\n\n\n\n

info@humemodern.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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THE RULES Parts Shop All sales are final. No returns. No refunds Read the description and examine pictures closely before purchase Don\u2019t assume, ask. We will answer all your questions however daft, promise If you have any questions or concerns contact us prior to purchase (that\u2019s before)   Questions: info@humemodern.com Don\u2019t assume our parts will fit…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-47968","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/47968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/47968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47970,"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/47968\/revisions\/47970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.humemodern.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}